areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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