i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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