My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Randomize
