**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Im part way to drunk.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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