it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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