Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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