two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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