She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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