That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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