I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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