Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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