I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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