why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
