He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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