we have pet lesbian snakes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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