Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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