She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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