Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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