He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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