he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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