So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
