i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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