Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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