Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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