Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize