Well douche your snatch and let's go!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
