What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
This house was built for laser tag.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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