he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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