So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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