Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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