just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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