one two three fourrrrnication!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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