Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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