I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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