My nipple is on Facebook.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
