school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How many fucks given?
0.12846
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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