You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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