I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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