yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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