Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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