FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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