I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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