What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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