This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Alive.
So much puke
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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