corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The uberlube is also flammable
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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