Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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