Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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