"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can't turn off my feet"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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