school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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