Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How many fucks given?
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