no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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