he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Panties = found
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
