Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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