Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
