so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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