this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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