"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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